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精彩英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯
笑一笑，十年少，看一些英語(yǔ)笑話可以愉悅我們的心情，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看精彩英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯吧!
精彩英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯(一)
An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.
鄰居：昨天夜里我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什么事嗎?
丈夫：沒(méi)什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興，把我的.大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會(huì)有那么大的聲音?
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面
精彩英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯(二)
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.
The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"
一天，有一個(gè)城市里的游客來(lái)到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開(kāi)著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過(guò)日子。
這位城里人看見(jiàn)一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹(shù)上的蘋(píng)果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說(shuō)，“我看你的.豬挺喜歡吃蘋(píng)果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?”那位農(nóng)夫回答說(shuō)，“時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?”
精彩英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯(三)
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開(kāi)始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的.辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。
到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問(wèn)來(lái)訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話的。”
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