簡單風趣英語笑話

　　英語笑話在引人發(fā)笑的同時，也能讓人學到不少英語知識，今天我們就一起來看看簡單風趣英語笑話吧!

　　簡單風趣英語笑話(一)

　　A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

　　圣誕節(jié)來了，一位先生給他太太送的圣誕禮物是一個非常漂亮的鉆石戒指。

　　After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

　　他朋友聽到他買這么奢侈的`禮物后，說到：“我先前以為她想要的是一輛四驅(qū)車”。

　　"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to buy a fake Jeep?"

　　先生答：“是啊，(可以買到假鉆石戒指)，可是我去哪里能買到一輛假吉普車呢?”

　　簡單風趣英語笑話(二)

　　"Your Honor, I want to bringto your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. Hearrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What'smore, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at thedefendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendantlooked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。" 法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?" 被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"

　　簡單風趣英語笑話(三)

　　A husband, proving to his wifethat women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men useon average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. Shethought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twiceas many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said,"What?"

　　丈夫給妻子看了一項調(diào)查結(jié)果，為了向她證明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個字，而女人每天使用30000個。妻子想了一會兒說，女人每天說的字數(shù)是男人的兩倍，因為她們必須重復已經(jīng)說過的話。他問："什么?"

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