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兒童英文笑話大全笑破你的肚子簡(jiǎn)短
媽媽激動(dòng)地說(shuō):那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談,對(duì)了,你沒(méi)有做過(guò)的那件事是什么?小女孩回答說(shuō):我的家庭作業(yè)。更多英語(yǔ)笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話 :Reason of Punishment 懲罰的原因
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?
The little girl replied, My homework.
一天,小女孩從學(xué);氐郊依,對(duì)媽媽說(shuō):媽媽,今天在學(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜](méi)有做的事情而受到懲罰。
媽媽激動(dòng)地說(shuō):那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談,對(duì)了,你沒(méi)有做過(guò)的那件事是什么?
小女孩回答說(shuō):我的家庭作業(yè)。
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:Two Pieces of Cake 兩塊蛋糕
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆:媽媽,我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽:當(dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:A Present 凱特的禮物
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凱特:媽媽,你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?
媽媽:不知道,寶貝,是什么呀?
凱特:一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽:可是我已經(jīng)有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特:不,你沒(méi)有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話 :To Buy a Video 買(mǎi)錄像機(jī)
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!
艾莫斯問(wèn)媽媽他們是否能買(mǎi)一臺(tái)錄像機(jī)。
恐怕我們還買(mǎi)不起,媽媽嘆息著說(shuō)。
可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來(lái)時(shí),他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺(tái)全新的錄像機(jī)。
你究竟是哪兒來(lái)的錢(qián)買(mǎi)這東西?媽媽大吃一驚,喘著氣說(shuō)。
媽媽,這簡(jiǎn)單, 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機(jī)給賣了!
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