幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 翻譯
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 翻譯一：
Who was fighting?
誰(shuí)在打架?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽?zhuān)焊ダ椎�，你的臉為什么那么紅?
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。
媽媽?zhuān)耗阕龅?對(duì)，誰(shuí)和誰(shuí)在打架。
雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 翻譯二：
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
一個(gè)孩子求他爸爸，說(shuō)能不能今年為家里準(zhǔn)備一棵圣誕樹(shù)
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回答“我可不想為一棵樹(shù)付錢(qián)。”(這個(gè)爸爸肯定不是基督教徒，而且還非常摳門(mén))
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
但是小男孩不放棄的一直祈求，終于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接沖出了門(mén)。
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
30分鐘后，他爸爸帶著一棵超大的圣誕樹(shù)回到了加。他兒子問(wèn)：“你怎么會(huì)砍得那么快?”
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”
"I got it at a tree lot."
“我是從一個(gè)圣誕樹(shù)銷(xiāo)售中心拿的”
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
“那你為什么還要帶把斧子去呢?”
"Because I didn't want to pay."
“因?yàn)槲也幌敫跺X(qián)”
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 翻譯三：
Things Have Been Okay
一切都正常
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.
一對(duì)年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒(méi)有開(kāi)口說(shuō)話(huà)，他們對(duì)此深感焦慮。
They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
他們帶他去找專(zhuān)家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有毛病。
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.
后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開(kāi)口了：媽媽?zhuān)姘窘沽恕?/p>
You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother.
你說(shuō)話(huà)了!你說(shuō)話(huà)了!他母親叫了起來(lái)。
I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?
我太高興了!但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?
Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.
哦，在這之前，那男孩說(shuō)，一切都很正常。
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