英語(yǔ)笑話精粹經(jīng)典

　　英語(yǔ)笑話精粹經(jīng)典一：TimeIsMoney

　　As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that ’Time is money’?" "Well,it’s a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You’ve got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.

　　英語(yǔ)笑話精粹經(jīng)典二：TheKoreanWarIsOver

　　My husband’s brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to China for a short visit to our city.To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party,Mr.Sun,the host,entertained Joseph with Chinese wine,saying,"According to our custom,a brother-in-law coming to his wife’s native country for the first time must drink three cups of wine."Joseph declined the offer by saying,"Thank you,but I can’t drink even one drop." "Then our dinner won’t be over without your drinking at least one cup,"insisted Mr. Sun. To this,Joseph responded,"The Korean War is over,Don’t attack the Americans any more."

　　英語(yǔ)笑話精粹經(jīng)典三：amanandE.T.

　　What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home

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