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英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯（通用24篇）
笑話能引人發(fā)笑的談話或故事；供人當(dāng)作笑料的事情。下面是英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯，供欣賞！
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 1
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. Ive come to install the phone."
我是來(lái)裝電話的一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開(kāi)始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的'樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買(mǎi)賣(mài)。到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問(wèn)來(lái)訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話的�！�
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 2
Old Tom was a passionate fisherman, but he was extremely forgetful. One Sunday morning, he packed his fishing gear, kissed his wife goodbye, and said, “Honey, I’ll be back with a big catch for dinner!” His wife smiled and replied, “Don’t forget your bait, Tom!” Tom patted his pocket confidently, “Don’t worry, I’ve got it!”
He drove to the lake, found his favorite spot, and got ready to fish. When he reached into his pocket for the bait, he realized it was empty. “Oh no! I forgot the bait again!” Tom groaned. Just then, he saw a little duck swimming nearby. An idea popped into his head. He gently caught the duck, took out a string, tied one end to the duck’s leg, and threw the other end into the water. “There we go,” he said, “a live bait!”
A park ranger happened to pass by and saw what Tom was doing. He walked over angrily and said, “Sir, do you know it’s illegal to fish with a duck here?” Tom looked up, confused, and asked, “Illegal? But this is my bait!” The ranger shook his head and said, “No, sir. That’s not bait. That’s a duck from the park’s pond!” Tom stared at the duck for a moment, then sighed, “Well, no wonder I couldn’t catch any fish before. I’ve been using the wrong bait!”
翻譯：健忘的漁夫
老湯姆是個(gè)狂熱的漁夫，但他記性極差。一個(gè)周日的`早上，他收拾好釣魚(yú)裝備，吻別妻子說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，我會(huì)帶著一大網(wǎng)魚(yú)回來(lái)做晚餐！”妻子笑著回應(yīng)：“別忘了帶魚(yú)餌，湯姆！”湯姆自信地拍了拍口袋：“放心，我?guī)Я耍 ?/p>
他開(kāi)車(chē)到湖邊，找到自己最?lèi)?ài)的釣點(diǎn)，準(zhǔn)備釣魚(yú)。當(dāng)他伸手去口袋里拿魚(yú)餌時(shí)，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)口袋空空如也�！芭恫唬∥矣滞藥~(yú)餌！”湯姆抱怨道。就在這時(shí)，他看到附近有一只小鴨子在游。一個(gè)主意突然冒了出來(lái)。他輕輕抓住鴨子，拿出一根繩子，一端系在鴨子的腿上，另一端扔進(jìn)水里�！案愣�，”他說(shuō)，“活魚(yú)餌！”
一位公園管理員恰巧路過(guò)，看到了湯姆的所作所為。他怒氣沖沖地走過(guò)去說(shuō)：“先生，你知道在這里用鴨子釣魚(yú)是違法的嗎？”湯姆抬頭，一臉困惑地問(wèn)：“違法？可這是我的魚(yú)餌��！”管理員搖搖頭說(shuō)：“不，先生。這不是魚(yú)餌，這是公園池塘里的鴨子！”湯姆盯著鴨子看了一會(huì)兒，然后嘆了口氣：“難怪我以前釣不到魚(yú)，原來(lái)我一直用錯(cuò)魚(yú)餌了！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 3
A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the dog and said, “Wow, that’s a cool dog! Can he do any tricks?” The man nodded proudly, “Sure! Watch this.” He turned to the dog and said, “Fido, fetch the newspaper!” The dog immediately ran out of the bar, and a few minutes later, he came back with a newspaper in his mouth.
The bartender was amazed. “That’s incredible! What else can he do?” The man smiled and said, “He can count. Fido, how many fingers am I holding up?” The man held up three fingers, and the dog barked three times. Then he held up five fingers, and the dog barked five times. The bartender clapped his hands, “Bravo! You must have trained him for a long time.”
Just then, a drunk man at the next table shouted, “That’s nothing! My dog is smarter than yours!” The man frowned, “Really? Let’s see.” The drunk man called his dog over and said, “Rover, go get me a beer from the fridge!” The dog looked at him, then at the bartender, and shook his head. The drunk man said angrily, “What’s wrong with you? Go get the beer!” The dog still didn’t move. The man turned to the bartender and said, “See? He knows we don’t have a fridge in the bar!”
翻譯：聰明的狗
一個(gè)男人帶著他的`狗走進(jìn)一家酒吧，點(diǎn)了一杯啤酒。酒�？粗氛f(shuō)：“哇，這狗真酷！它會(huì)耍什么把戲嗎？”男人驕傲地點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭：“當(dāng)然！看好了�！彼D(zhuǎn)向狗說(shuō)：“菲多，去拿份報(bào)紙來(lái)！”狗立刻跑出酒吧，幾分鐘后，嘴里叼著一份報(bào)紙回來(lái)了。
酒保驚呆了。“太不可思議了！它還會(huì)別的嗎？”男人笑著說(shuō)：“它會(huì)數(shù)數(shù)。菲多，我舉著幾根手指？”男人舉起三根手指，狗叫了三聲。然后他舉起五根手指，狗叫了五聲。酒保鼓起掌來(lái)：“太棒了！你一定訓(xùn)練它很久了吧。”
就在這時(shí)，鄰桌一個(gè)醉漢大喊：“這算什么！我的狗比你的聰明多了！”男人皺起眉頭：“是嗎？讓我們看看。”醉漢把他的狗叫過(guò)來(lái)，說(shuō)：“羅孚，去冰箱里給我拿瓶啤酒！”狗看了看他，又看了看酒保，然后搖了搖頭。醉漢生氣地說(shuō)：“你怎么回事？去拿啤酒�。 惫愤�是一動(dòng)不動(dòng)。男人轉(zhuǎn)向酒保說(shuō)：“看到了吧？它知道酒吧里沒(méi)有冰箱！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 4
Mrs. Green was a kind old lady who loved to bake cookies. Every Saturday afternoon, she would bake a big plate of chocolate chip cookies and take them to her neighbor, Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith was a lonely old man, and he always looked forward to Mrs. Green’s visit.
One Saturday, Mrs. Green baked her usual cookies, put them on a plate, and walked to Mr. Smith’s house. But when she got there, she found that the door was locked. She knocked a few times, but no one answered. “Hmm, maybe he’s out,” she thought. Just then, she noticed a new house next door. She remembered that a young couple had moved in a few days ago.
Mrs. Green smiled and thought, “I should welcome them too.” She walked to the new house, knocked on the door, and a young woman answered. “Hello, I’m your neighbor Mrs. Green. I baked some cookies for you,” she said, handing the plate to the woman. The woman was surprised and thanked her warmly.
The next day, Mrs. Green ran into Mr. Smith at the grocery store. “Hi, Mr. Smith! I brought you cookies yesterday, but you weren’t home,” she said. Mr. Smith looked confused, “But I was home all day, Mrs. Green. I even waited for your cookies!” Mrs. Green suddenly realized her mistake. She pointed to the new house and said, “Oh no! I gave the cookies to the new neighbors next door!” Mr. Smith laughed and said, “It’s okay, Mrs. Green. Maybe the new neighbors will share some with me!”
翻譯：送錯(cuò)的地址
格林夫人是一位善良的老太太，喜歡烤餅干。每個(gè)周六下午，她都會(huì)烤一大盤(pán)巧克力豆餅干，然后拿去給她的鄰居史密斯先生。史密斯先生是個(gè)孤獨(dú)的老人，總是盼著格林夫人的來(lái)訪。
一個(gè)周六，格林夫人烤了往常一樣的`餅干，放在盤(pán)子里，走向史密斯先生家。但當(dāng)她到達(dá)那里時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)門(mén)是鎖著的。她敲了幾下門(mén)，卻沒(méi)人應(yīng)答。“嗯，也許他出去了，”她想。就在這時(shí)，她注意到隔壁有一棟新房子。她記得幾天前有一對(duì)年輕夫婦搬了進(jìn)來(lái)。
格林夫人笑了笑，心想：“我也應(yīng)該歡迎一下他們�！彼叩叫路孔忧�，敲了敲門(mén)，一個(gè)年輕女人開(kāi)了門(mén)�！澳愫茫沂悄愕泥従痈窳址蛉�。我烤了些餅干給你，”她說(shuō)著，把盤(pán)子遞給了那個(gè)女人。女人很驚訝，熱情地向她道謝。
第二天，格林夫人在雜貨店碰到了史密斯先生。“嗨，史密斯先生！我昨天給你送餅干了，但你不在家，”她說(shuō)。史密斯先生一臉困惑：“可是我一整天都在家啊，格林夫人。我還等著你的餅干呢！”格林夫人突然意識(shí)到自己犯了錯(cuò)。她指著那棟新房子說(shuō)：“哦不！我把餅干送給隔壁的新鄰居了！”史密斯先生笑著說(shuō)：“沒(méi)關(guān)系，格林夫人。也許新鄰居會(huì)分我一些呢！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 5
Jack was a lazy student who never did his homework. One day, his teacher, Mrs. Brown, asked him to stay after class. “Jack, you haven’t turned in your homework for a week. What’s the matter?” she said. Jack looked down and said, “I’m sorry, Mrs. Brown. My dog ate my homework.”
Mrs. Brown sighed. She had heard this excuse a hundred times before. “Jack, I know you’re lying. No dog eats homework,” she said. Jack looked up, eyes wide, “But it’s true, Mrs. Brown! My dog really did eat it. Let me explain. I left my homework on the table last night, and when I woke up this morning, it was gone. My mom said the dog ate it!”
Mrs. Brown shook her head and said, “Fine, Jack. Bring your dog to school tomorrow, and I’ll talk to him.” Jack nodded and left the classroom. The next day, Jack came to school with a cat in his arms. Mrs. Brown looked at the cat and said, “Jack, this is a cat, not a dog. Where’s your dog?”
Jack shrugged and said, “Oh, he’s at home. He’s too full to come to school. He ate my homework yesterday, and today he ate my math book!” Mrs. Brown couldn’t help laughing. She said, “Jack, you’d better do your homework next time, or your dog will have nothing to eat!”
翻譯：懶惰的學(xué)生
杰克是個(gè)懶惰的學(xué)生，從不做作業(yè)。有一天，他的老師布朗夫人讓他課后留下來(lái)�！敖芸�，你已經(jīng)一個(gè)星期沒(méi)交作業(yè)了。怎么回事？”她說(shuō)。杰克低下頭說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，布朗夫人。我的狗把我的作業(yè)吃了。”
布朗夫人嘆了口氣。她以前已經(jīng)聽(tīng)過(guò)這個(gè)借口無(wú)數(shù)次了�！敖芸�，我知道你在撒謊。沒(méi)有狗會(huì)吃作業(yè)的.，”她說(shuō)。杰克抬起頭，眼睛睜得大大的：“可是這是真的，布朗夫人！我的狗真的吃了。讓我解釋一下。我昨晚把作業(yè)放在桌子上，今天早上醒來(lái)的時(shí)候，它就不見(jiàn)了。我媽媽說(shuō)狗把它吃了！”
布朗夫人搖搖頭說(shuō)：“好吧，杰克。明天把你的狗帶到學(xué)校來(lái)，我要和它談?wù)劇！苯芸它c(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭，離開(kāi)了教室。第二天，杰克抱著一只貓來(lái)到學(xué)校。布朗夫人看著貓說(shuō)：“杰克，這是一只貓，不是狗。你的狗呢？”
杰克聳了聳肩說(shuō)：“哦，它在家呢。它吃得太飽了，來(lái)不了學(xué)校。它昨天吃了我的作業(yè)，今天又吃了我的數(shù)學(xué)書(shū)！”布朗夫人忍不住笑了起來(lái)。她說(shuō)：“杰克，你下次最好還是自己做作業(yè)吧，不然你的狗就沒(méi)東西吃了！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 6
A man bought a parrot from a pet store. The shop owner said, “This parrot can talk. Just teach it some words, and it will repeat them.” The man was very happy and took the parrot home. He tried to teach the parrot to say “Hello” and “Goodbye,” but the parrot never said a word.
After a week, the man got very angry. He shouted at the parrot, “If you don’t say a word today, I’ll put you in the fridge!” The parrot still didn’t say anything. The man picked up the parrot, opened the fridge, and put it inside. He closed the door and waited for a few minutes.
Then he opened the fridge and took the parrot out. The parrot was shivering. It looked at the man and said, “I’m sorry! I’ll talk! I’ll talk! Just don’t put me back in there!” The man was very happy. He said, “Great! Now, say ‘Hello’!” The parrot said, “Hello!” Then the man said, “Say ‘Goodbye’!” The parrot said, “Goodbye!”
The man smiled and said, “Why didn’t you talk before?” The parrot looked at him and said, “Because I was scared of the chicken in the fridge. It didn’t say a word either!”
翻譯：會(huì)說(shuō)話的鸚鵡
一個(gè)男人從寵物店買(mǎi)了一只鸚鵡。店主說(shuō)：“這只鸚鵡會(huì)說(shuō)話。只要教它一些話，它就會(huì)重復(fù)�！蹦腥朔浅８吲d，把鸚鵡帶回了家。他試著教鸚鵡說(shuō)“你好”和“再見(jiàn)”，但鸚鵡一句話也不說(shuō)。
一個(gè)星期后，男人非常生氣。他對(duì)著鸚鵡大喊：“如果你今天再不說(shuō)一句話，我就把你放進(jìn)冰箱里！”鸚鵡還是什么都沒(méi)說(shuō)。男人拿起鸚鵡，打開(kāi)冰箱，把它放了進(jìn)去。他關(guān)上冰箱門(mén)，等了幾分鐘。
然后他打開(kāi)冰箱，把鸚鵡拿了出來(lái)。鸚鵡在發(fā)抖。它看著男人說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起！我會(huì)說(shuō)話了！我會(huì)說(shuō)話了！別把我再放進(jìn)去了！”男人非常高興。他說(shuō)：“太好了！現(xiàn)在，說(shuō)‘你好’！”鸚鵡說(shuō)：“你好！”然后男人說(shuō)：“說(shuō)‘再見(jiàn)’！”鸚鵡說(shuō)：“再見(jiàn)！”
男人笑著說(shuō)：“你以前為什么不說(shuō)呢？”鸚鵡看著他說(shuō)：“因?yàn)槲液ε卤淅锏哪侵浑u。它也一句話都沒(méi)說(shuō)！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 7
Mr. White was walking down the street when he suddenly realized he had lost his wallet. He was very worried because his wallet had all his money, his ID card, and his credit cards. He looked everywhere for it, but he couldn’t find it.
Just then, he saw a little boy sitting on the sidewalk. The boy was holding a wallet in his hand. Mr. White ran over and said, “Excuse me, young man. Is that my wallet?” The boy looked up and said, “Is your name John White?” Mr. White nodded, “Yes! That’s me!” The boy smiled and handed him the wallet, “Here you go, Mr. White. I found it on the ground.”
Mr. White was so grateful. He took out a $20 bill from his wallet and said, “Thank you so much! Here’s a reward for you.” The boy shook his head and said, “No, thank you. My mom told me not to take money from strangers.” Mr. White was even more impressed. He said, “You’re a very good boy. What’s your name?”
The boy said, “My name is Tom. But if you really want to thank me, you can buy me an ice cream.” Mr. White laughed. He took Tom to a nearby ice cream shop and bought him a big cone. Tom smiled and said, “Thank you, Mr. White. Now I can tell my mom I got an ice cream instead of money!”
翻譯：丟失的錢(qián)包
懷特先生正在街上走，突然意識(shí)到自己的錢(qián)包丟了。他非常擔(dān)心，因?yàn)殄X(qián)包里有他所有的錢(qián)、身份證和信用卡。他到處找，但就是找不到。
就在這時(shí)，他看到一個(gè)小男孩坐在人行道上。男孩手里拿著一個(gè)錢(qián)包。懷特先生跑過(guò)去說(shuō)：“打擾一下，小伙子。那是我的錢(qián)包嗎？”男孩抬起頭說(shuō)：“你叫約翰·懷特嗎？”懷特先生點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭：“是的！就是我！”男孩笑著把錢(qián)包遞給了他：“給你，懷特先生。我在地上撿到的�！�
懷特先生非常感激。他從錢(qián)包里拿出一張20美元的鈔票說(shuō)：“太謝謝你了！這是給你的獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)�！蹦泻u搖頭說(shuō)：“不用了，謝謝。我媽媽告訴我不要拿陌生人的錢(qián)�！睉烟叵壬痈袆�(dòng)了。他說(shuō)：“你真是個(gè)好孩子。你叫什么名字？”
男孩說(shuō)：“我叫湯姆。但如果你真的.想感謝我，可以給我買(mǎi)個(gè)冰淇淋。”懷特先生笑了。他帶湯姆去了附近的一家冰淇淋店，給了他一個(gè)大甜筒。湯姆笑著說(shuō)：“謝謝你，懷特先生�，F(xiàn)在我可以告訴我媽媽?zhuān)覜](méi)有要你的錢(qián)，而是得到了一個(gè)冰淇淋！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 8
Mike was a chef in a small restaurant. He was very proud of his cooking, especially his famous steak. One day, a customer came into the restaurant and ordered a steak. Mike cooked the steak carefully and served it to the customer.
A few minutes later, the customer called Mike over. “Excuse me, sir,” he said, “this steak is too tough. I can’t eat it.” Mike was very angry. He said, “Tough? That’s impossible! I cooked it for exactly 10 minutes, just like the recipe says.” The customer shook his head, “I don’t care what the recipe says. This steak is like leather.”
Mike decided to prove himself. He took the steak from the customer’s plate, took a bite, and chewed. His face turned red. The steak was indeed very tough. He spit it out and said, “I’m so sorry, sir! I must have cooked it for too long. Let me make you a new one right away.” The customer smiled and said, “It’s okay. But next time, please don’t use the same shoe to cook it!”
Mike looked confused. The customer pointed to the kitchen and said, “I saw you using a shoe to press the steak down while cooking. That’s why it’s so tough!” Mike’s face turned even redder. He apologized again and made a new steak for the customer.
翻譯：廚師和顧客
邁克是一家小餐館的廚師。他對(duì)自己的廚藝非常自豪，尤其是他那道著名的牛排。有一天，一位顧客走進(jìn)餐館，點(diǎn)了一份牛排。邁克精心烹制了牛排，然后端給了顧客。
幾分鐘后，顧客把邁克叫了過(guò)去�！按驍_一下，先生，”他說(shuō)，“這牛排太硬了。我咬不動(dòng)。”邁克非常生氣。他說(shuō)：“硬？不可能！我按照食譜上說(shuō)的`，正好煮了10分鐘�！鳖櫩蛽u搖頭：“我不管食譜怎么說(shuō)。這牛排跟皮革一樣硬。”
邁克決定證明自己。他從顧客的盤(pán)子里拿起牛排，咬了一口，然后咀嚼起來(lái)。他的臉變紅了。這牛排確實(shí)非常硬。他吐了出來(lái)，說(shuō)：“非常抱歉，先生！我一定是煮得太久了。我馬上給您做一份新的�！鳖櫩托χf(shuō)：“沒(méi)關(guān)系。但下次，請(qǐng)不要用同一只鞋子來(lái)煮牛排了！”
邁克一臉困惑。顧客指著廚房說(shuō)：“我看到你做飯的時(shí)候，用一只鞋子壓著牛排。這就是為什么它這么硬的原因！”邁克的臉變得更紅了。他再次道歉，并為顧客做了一份新的牛排。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 9
Lily was a night owl who loved to stay up late watching movies. Her parents always told her to go to bed early, but she never listened. One Monday morning, Lily woke up late. She looked at her clock and shouted, “Oh no! It’s 8 o’clock! I’m late for school!”
She jumped out of bed, put on her clothes as quickly as she could, brushed her teeth, and ran out of the house. She didn’t have time to eat breakfast. When she got to school, the bell was already ringing. She ran to her classroom and opened the door. Her teacher, Mr. Lee, was standing at the front of the classroom.
“Lily, you’re late,” Mr. Lee said. Lily panted and said, “I’m sorry, Mr. Lee. I woke up late.” Mr. Lee looked at her and said, “Why did you wake up late?” Lily said, “Because I stayed up late watching a movie.” Mr. Lee shook his head and said, “You should go to bed early. Now, please sit down.”
Lily sat down at her desk. She looked at her classmates and noticed that everyone was looking at her strangely. She looked down at her clothes and gasped. She was wearing one red sock and one blue sock, and her shirt was on backwards! Her classmates couldn’t help laughing. Lily’s face turned bright red. She thought, “I’ll never stay up late again!”
翻譯：夜貓子
莉莉是個(gè)夜貓子，喜歡熬夜看電影。她的父母總是讓她早點(diǎn)睡覺(jué)，但她從不聽(tīng)。一個(gè)周一的早上，莉莉醒晚了。她看了看鐘，大喊道：“哦不！已經(jīng)8點(diǎn)了！我上學(xué)要遲到了！”
她從床上跳起來(lái)，盡快穿上衣服，刷了牙，然后跑出了房子。她甚至沒(méi)時(shí)間吃早餐。當(dāng)她到達(dá)學(xué)校時(shí)，鈴聲已經(jīng)響了。她跑到教室，推開(kāi)門(mén)。她的`老師李先生正站在教室前面。
“莉莉，你遲到了，”李先生說(shuō)。莉莉喘著氣說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，李先生。我醒晚了�！崩钕壬粗f(shuō)：“你為什么醒晚了？”莉莉說(shuō)：“因?yàn)槲野疽箍措娪傲恕！崩钕壬鷵u搖頭說(shuō)：“你應(yīng)該早點(diǎn)睡覺(jué)。現(xiàn)在，請(qǐng)坐下吧。”
莉莉在自己的座位上坐下。她看了看同學(xué)們，發(fā)現(xiàn)每個(gè)人都用奇怪的眼神看著她。她低頭看了看自己的衣服，倒吸一口涼氣。她穿著一只紅襪子和一只藍(lán)襪子，而且襯衫還穿反了！她的同學(xué)們?nèi)滩蛔⌒α似饋?lái)。莉莉的臉變得通紅。她心想：“我再也不熬夜了！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 10
English: When I just got into the classroom, I felt so hot and took off my coat. But I said, "Im so hot" instead of "I feel so hot". All my classmates laughed loudly. I was confused at first, then I realized my mistake. "Im so hot" usually means "Im very attractive" in English, not the feeling of being warm.
Chinese: 我一走進(jìn)教室就覺(jué)得特別熱，于是脫掉了外套。但我卻說(shuō)成了“Im so hot”，而不是正確的“I feel so hot”。全班同學(xué)都大笑起來(lái)。我一開(kāi)始很困惑，后來(lái)才意識(shí)到自己的錯(cuò)誤。在英語(yǔ)里，“Im so hot”通常表示“我很性感”，而不是表達(dá)“我覺(jué)得熱”的'感受。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 11
English: Two hunters were hunting in the forest. Suddenly, one hunter fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and stopped breathing. The other hunter panicked, took out his phone and called the emergency center. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" he shouted. The operator said calmly, "Dont panic. First, make sure he is really dead." There was a silence, then a gunshot. The hunter called again, "Okay, now what?"
Chinese: 兩個(gè)獵人在森林里打獵。突然，一個(gè)獵人倒在地上，翻起白眼，停止了呼吸。另一個(gè)獵人慌了神，拿出手機(jī)撥打急救中心電話：“我朋友死了！我該怎么辦？”接線員平靜地說(shuō)：“別慌，首先確認(rèn)他真的死了。”電話那頭沉默了一會(huì)兒，接著傳來(lái)一聲槍響。獵人又打來(lái)電話：“好了，現(xiàn)在該怎么辦？”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 12
English: When I traveled by plane in Britain, the stewardess served me some water. I said "Thanks" and she replied "Cheers". I immediately raised my cup to her. She looked puzzled. Later, I found that almost everyone, from customs officers to bus drivers, said "Cheers" to me. I wondered why they wanted to toast when I had no cup in hand. Finally, I knew "Cheers" means "thank you" or "goodbye" in Britain.
Chinese: 我在英國(guó)坐飛機(jī)時(shí)，空姐給我倒了水。我說(shuō)了聲“謝謝”，她回應(yīng)道“Cheers”。我立刻舉起杯子向她致意，她卻一臉困惑。后來(lái)我發(fā)現(xiàn)，從海關(guān)人員到大巴司機(jī)，幾乎所有人都對(duì)我說(shuō)“Cheers”。我很納悶，我手里沒(méi)杯子，他們?yōu)槭裁匆臀遗霰�？最后我才知道，在英�?guó)“Cheers”可以表示“謝謝”或“再見(jiàn)”。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 13
English: My American colleague asked me what I had for lunch. I wanted to say I ate the food packed from the restaurant, which is called "doggy bag" in English. But I mistakenly said "dog food". He laughed wildly for three minutes. I felt so embarrassed and quickly explained my mistake. He told me that "dog food" is food for dogs, not leftover food for people.
Chinese: 我的美國(guó)同事問(wèn)我中午吃了什么。我想說(shuō)我吃的`是從餐館打包回來(lái)的剩菜，英語(yǔ)里這種打包的食物叫“doggy bag”。但我卻誤說(shuō)成了“dog food”（狗糧）。他狂笑了三分鐘，我尷尬極了，趕緊解釋自己的錯(cuò)誤。他告訴我，“dog food”是給狗吃的食物，不是給人吃的剩菜。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 14
English: A little boy asked his dad a funny question: "Dad, what did a late tomato say to the other tomatoes?" His dad shook his head and said he didnt know. The boy laughed and answered, "I will ketchup!" His dad was confused at first, then he got it. "Ketchup" sounds the same as "catch up", which means "to keep up with others".
Chinese: 一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)爸爸一個(gè)有趣的問(wèn)題：“爸爸，一個(gè)遲到的`番茄會(huì)對(duì)其他番茄說(shuō)什么？”爸爸搖搖頭說(shuō)不知道。小男孩笑著回答：“I will ketchup（我會(huì)番茄醬）！”爸爸一開(kāi)始很困惑，后來(lái)才反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)。“Ketchup”（番茄醬）和“catch up”（趕上）發(fā)音相同，這里是利用諧音玩的小玩笑。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 15
English: When I was at the airport, an airport staffer asked me, "Who are you flying with?" I thought he was asking who I was traveling with, so I answered, "Myself." The staffer was surprised, then he laughed and explained, "I mean which airline are you taking?" I felt so silly after hearing that.
Chinese: 我在機(jī)場(chǎng)時(shí)，一位工作人員問(wèn)我：“Who are you flying with？”我以為他在問(wèn)我和誰(shuí)一起旅行，于是回答：“我自己�！惫ぷ魅藛T很驚訝，接著笑著解釋道：“我是問(wèn)你乘坐哪家航空公司的航班？”聽(tīng)完后我覺(jué)得自己好傻。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 16
English: A woman took her baby on a bus. The driver looked at the baby and said, "Ive never seen such an ugly baby!" The woman was very angry. She walked to the back of the bus and told the man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man replied, "You should go back and argue with him. Ill hold this ugly monkey for you."
Chinese: 一位女士抱著寶寶上了公交車(chē)。司機(jī)看了看寶寶說(shuō)：“我這輩子從沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)這么丑的寶寶！”女士非常生氣，走到公交車(chē)后排，對(duì)旁邊的男士說(shuō)：“那個(gè)司機(jī)剛才侮辱我！”男士回應(yīng)道：“你應(yīng)該回去跟他理論，我來(lái)幫你抱這個(gè)丑猴子�！�
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 17
A man lost his parrot. He put an ad in the newspaper, which read: "Reward $500 for the return of my parrot. He can speak English and Spanish. Warning: He knows a lot of bad words."
The next day, a woman called him and said she had found the parrot. When the man went to pick it up, the parrot started swearing nonstop.
"I’m so sorry," the woman apologized. "But why did you put a warning in the ad?"
The man sighed and replied: "Those aren’t bad words. I just didn’t want him to talk when the police questioned him. He witnessed a robbery!"
翻譯：一個(gè)男人丟了他的鸚鵡，于是在報(bào)紙上登了一則廣告：“懸賞500美元尋回我的鸚鵡，它會(huì)說(shuō)英語(yǔ)和西班牙語(yǔ)。警告：它會(huì)說(shuō)很多臟話�！�
第二天，一位女士給他打電話說(shuō)找到了鸚鵡。男人去取鸚鵡時(shí)，鸚鵡卻不停地說(shuō)臟話。
“實(shí)在抱歉，”女士道歉道，“可你為什么要在廣告里加警告呢？”
男人嘆了口氣回答：“那些不是臟話，我只是不想警察詢問(wèn)它的.時(shí)候，它亂說(shuō)話——它目擊了一場(chǎng)搶劫案！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 18
A man walked into a bar with his dog. The bartender shouted: "No dogs allowed here!"
The man said calmly: "But this is a smart dog. He can count."
The bartender laughed: "Prove it, or get out!"
The man asked the dog: "How many fingers am I holding up?" He held up 3 fingers. The dog barked 3 times. Then he held up 5 fingers, and the dog barked 5 times.
The bartender was still not convinced. The man sighed, turned to the dog and said: "Okay, let’s do it the hard way. What’s 2 plus 2?" The dog barked 4 times.
翻譯：一個(gè)男人帶著狗走進(jìn)酒吧，酒保大喊：“這里不準(zhǔn)帶狗！”
男人平靜地說(shuō)：“但這是一只聰明的狗，它會(huì)數(shù)數(shù)�！�
酒保笑道：“證明給我看，不然就出去！”
男人問(wèn)狗：“我舉著幾根手指？”他舉起3根手指，狗叫了3聲；接著他舉起5根手指，狗叫了5聲。
酒保還是不相信。男人嘆了口氣，轉(zhuǎn)向狗說(shuō)：“好吧，那我們換個(gè)難的來(lái)。2加2等于幾？”狗叫了4聲。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 19
After the famous race, the rabbit always felt ashamed. He asked the turtle for a rematch. The turtle agreed.
On the race day, the rabbit ran as fast as he could. But when he reached the finish line, he found the turtle was already there, sleeping.
"How did you get here so fast?" the rabbit shouted in surprise.
The turtle opened one eye and said: "Oh, I took the bus."
翻譯：那場(chǎng)著名的賽跑后，兔子一直很羞愧，他請(qǐng)求烏龜再比一次，烏龜答應(yīng)了。
比賽當(dāng)天，兔子拼盡全力奔跑�？僧�(dāng)他沖到終點(diǎn)時(shí)，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)烏龜已經(jīng)在那里睡覺(jué)了。
“你怎么這么快就到了？”兔子驚訝地大喊。
烏龜睜開(kāi)一只眼睛說(shuō)：“哦，我坐公交來(lái)的�！�
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 20
A foreign blogger Kris was sad after parting with her boyfriend. She posted a photo with tears on Xiaohongshu.
Soon her comment section was full of Chinese netizens’ consolations in Chinglish: "You swan, he frog." "Old no go, new no come." "Cry, cry, cry! Just know cry!"
Kris was confused at first, but when she learned the meaning, she laughed. She shared these comments on foreign social media, and they soon went viral. Foreign netizens said: "This kind of comfort is sharp but warm!"
翻譯：外國(guó)博主克麗絲和男友分別后很傷心，她在小紅書(shū)上發(fā)了一張流淚的.照片。
很快她的評(píng)論區(qū)就被中國(guó)網(wǎng)友的中式英語(yǔ)安慰填滿了：“你是天鵝，他是青蛙。”“舊的不去，新的不來(lái)�！薄翱蘅蘅蓿【椭揽�！”
克麗絲一開(kāi)始很困惑，但了解含義后笑了出來(lái)。她把這些評(píng)論分享到國(guó)外社交平臺(tái)，很快就火了。外國(guó)網(wǎng)友表示：“這種安慰毒舌又溫暖！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 21
A boss had 10 lazy workers. One day he told them: "Whoever can prove he’s the laziest will get a raise."
The first worker said: "I sleep until noon every day."
The second said: "I only work 1 hour a day."
When it was the tenth worker’s turn, he just sat there and didn’t speak. The boss asked: "Why don’t you say anything?"
He replied slowly: "I’m too lazy to talk." He got the raise.
翻譯：老板有10個(gè)懶惰的工人。一天他對(duì)他們說(shuō)：“誰(shuí)能證明自己最懶，就能漲工資�！�
第一個(gè)工人說(shuō)：“我每天睡到中午才起�！�
第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“我一天只工作1小時(shí)�！�
輪到第十個(gè)工人時(shí)，他只是坐在那里不說(shuō)話。老板問(wèn)：“你怎么不說(shuō)話？”
他慢慢回答：“我懶到不想說(shuō)話�！弊詈笏麧q了工資。
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 22
A photographer went to the forest to take photos of pandas. It was hard to find one, but luckily, she met a panda sitting on a rock, with a big belly.
She took many photos happily. The panda didn’t run away, even when she got close. Later she knew that it was a "drunk panda" — pandas love water, and sometimes they drink too much and get "drunk".
When she shared the story, her friend laughed: "It’s not drunk. It’s just full and doesn’t want to move!"
翻譯：一位攝影師去森林里拍熊貓，找熊貓堪比大海撈針，但幸運(yùn)的是，她遇到一只熊貓坐在石頭上，肚子鼓鼓的。
她開(kāi)心地拍了很多照片，就算靠近熊貓，它也沒(méi)有逃跑。后來(lái)她才知道，這是一只“醉水熊貓”——熊貓嗜水，有時(shí)喝太多水就會(huì)“醉”倒。
她分享這個(gè)故事時(shí)，朋友笑著說(shuō)：“它不是醉了，只是吃太飽不想動(dòng)而已！”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 23
A man walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender said: "That’s 1 cent."
The man was shocked. He looked around and saw a guy sitting at the corner, drinking beer with a small glass.
He asked the bartender: "Why is his beer in a small glass?"
The bartender replied: "Because he bought the first beer for 10 dollars, the second for 5 dollars, and now he pays 1 cent for each. He wanted to save money by drinking less and less."
翻譯：一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)酒吧要了一杯啤酒，酒保說(shuō)：“一美分�！�
男人很震驚，他環(huán)顧四周，看到角落里有個(gè)男人用小杯子喝啤酒。
他問(wèn)酒保：“為什么他的啤酒用小杯子裝？”
酒�；卮穑骸耙�?yàn)樗谝槐【苹?0美元，第二杯5美元，現(xiàn)在每杯只付1美分。他想通過(guò)越喝越少來(lái)省錢(qián)�！�
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯 24
Johnny’s mother had a new baby girl. His father asked him: "How do you like your new sister?"
Johnny said: "She’s okay. But I wish she had been a boy."
His father was surprised: "Why?"
Johnny pouted: "Willie Smith just got a new sister, and now he’ll think I’m copying him!"
翻譯：約翰尼的媽媽生了個(gè)小妹妹，爸爸問(wèn)他：“你喜歡你的小妹妹嗎？”
約翰尼說(shuō)：“還行吧，但我希望她是個(gè)男孩�！�
爸爸很驚訝：“為什么？”
約翰尼撅著嘴說(shuō)：“威利·史密斯剛有了個(gè)妹妹，現(xiàn)在他會(huì)覺(jué)得我在學(xué)他！”
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