開(kāi)心一刻笑話(huà) 帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
Our head teacher
"Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?" said a boy to a girl.
一個(gè)小男孩跟小女孩說(shuō)：“你有沒(méi)有覺(jué)得班主任有點(diǎn)傻?”
"Well, do you know who I am?" inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
"No." replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
"I'm the head teacher's daughter", replied the girl.
小女孩說(shuō)：“我就是你口中所說(shuō)的.傻班主任的女兒。”
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問(wèn)：“那你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
"No," she uttered.
小女孩說(shuō)：“不知道。”
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口氣，說(shuō)道“真是謝天謝地啊。”
The tickets
There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband. He worked in a big office and got his weekly pay every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, he had to give his wife all his money, and his wife gave him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.
One day the small man came home very happily. He hurried into the living room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating apples there.
“You’ll never guess what happened to me today, dear,” he said. He waited for a few seconds and then said again, “I won ten thousand dollars buying the lottery tickets!”
“That’s wonderful!” shouted his wife. Happily. But then she thought for a few seconds and said angrily, “But wait a minute! How could you have enough money to buy the tickets?”
一個(gè)高大又肥胖的女人，有一個(gè)瘦瘦小小的丈夫。他在一家大公司的上班，每個(gè)周五的晚上發(fā)工資。他一回到家，就把所有錢(qián)交給他妻子，他的妻子只給他每天在公司吃午飯的錢(qián)。
一天，這個(gè)男人很開(kāi)心回家了。他匆匆忙忙地走進(jìn)起居室。他的妻子正在吃著蘋(píng)果聽(tīng)著收音機(jī)。
“你絕對(duì)猜不到我今天發(fā)生了什么事，親愛(ài)的，”他說(shuō)。停頓了幾秒鐘，然后又說(shuō)，“我買(mǎi)彩票贏了一萬(wàn)美元!“
“那太好了!“他的妻子高興地說(shuō)。不過(guò)她想了幾秒鐘后，生氣地說(shuō)，“等一下!你怎么有錢(qián)買(mǎi)這張彩票呢?“
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