笑破你的肚子爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

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笑破你的肚子爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

　　1.An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything else in the world. With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen. There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"

笑破你的`肚子爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

　　老人躺在床上，只能再活幾個(gè)小時(shí)了。突然，他聞到了巧克力塊曲奇的味道，他最愛(ài)吃這種餅干了。用他最后一點(diǎn)力氣，老人翻下床，爬到樓梯那，下樓到了廚房。他老伴正在做巧克力塊曲奇。他拿了一塊，這時(shí)手背被他老伴用木勺打了一下，“放下，”她說(shuō)，“這是葬禮上用的!”

　　2.On a trip to Disney World in Florida,

　　my husband and I and our two children

　　devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction.

　　After three exhausting days,

　　we headed for home.

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-bye, Mickey."

　　Our daughter waved and said, "Good-bye, Minnie."

　　My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-bye, Money."

　　一次，我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往位于佛羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂(lè)園旅游,我們?nèi)硇牡靥兆碓谒母鞣N充滿吸引力的奇觀中。

　　筋疲力盡地玩了三天后，我們要回家了。

　　當(dāng)我們駕車離開(kāi)時(shí)，兒子揮著手說(shuō)：“再見(jiàn)了，米奇。”

　　女兒也揮著手說(shuō)，“再見(jiàn)了，米妮。”