The doctor knows better

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor,

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "be quiet, "said the wife.”The doctor knows better than you!"

　　醫(yī)生懂得多

　　一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院.他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫(yī)生說:"我怕他已經(jīng)死了."

　　聽到醫(yī)生的話,這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多."


        Good news and bad news

　　T he doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all."

　　好消息和壞消息

　　醫(yī)生對(duì)躺在病床上的一位婦女說：“我給你帶來了好消息，也帶來了不好的消息。先告訴你一個(gè)不好的消息-我們錯(cuò)截了你的那條好腿�，F(xiàn)在我再來告訴你一個(gè)好消息，我們發(fā)現(xiàn)你的另一條腿沒必要截除了。”